I smell Tom

Not sutre what Tom is up too now, but it smells like more evil.

Update

I have become aware that despite by best attempts at a day time raid on his trailer and me and Glen R. writings Tom continues to exist and whats worse he seems to have allies. Hence from this day forth I annouce to the World that Tom and all of his degenerate followers shall now be mocked and eventually "dealt" with in the name of the People! Viva the anti-tom Revolution!! Viva!!

Tom the Kitten eater

A while back Tom's posted some picturs of his new kittens. He had three cute little ones. Now in his most reacent post he shows only one kitten. So the obvious question is, What happened to them?! My theory is that Tom and his antisemitic black panther dog jack have cooked and eaten them, most likely Gyro style (just by looking at him you know that Tom is a gyro eater, sick bastard). Anyhow someone should call PETA on him get him arrested or whatever it is that they do.

Let the Schwartz be with you.

What the world is saying about Tom

I have gathered here the quotes from various leaders through out the world on the subject of Tom (warning I am using the modern standards of journalistic integrity, hence lots of copying and pasting)

Saddam: "When I get free I am appointing Tom as my ministry of economics, he can help me get my brand of socalism to work... I am sure of it"

Mike S Adams: "I had Tom in my class, flucked that little brat the first day"

Ann Coulter: "Single greatest threat to America"

Pat Buchanne: "He should be deported to england, stupied foreigners"

Rush: "He makes me loose my appetite"

Bill O'reailly (pre-jumped the shark) "little brat"

Bill O'reailly (post-jumped the shark) "come on! Tom just come on"

Kim Jung Ill (read in a creepy voice)"I like drawing pictures of him"

Bush "Kerry Kisser!"

Tom's dead kittens: "He keeps on eating us, please stop him before he kills again! I lost my little brother today!"

Internation Zionist conspricacy guys: "We dont know why he likes Israel, but its creeping us out"

Kerry "Well at least he puts heinz ketchup on his cats when he eats them"

Creepy mathematicall economists (chanting out of sync) "One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!......

Alan Ginsberg: "I meant Tom not Molka!!

Greenspan: "He shall be the greatest mathematicall economist of all time!!! Muhahah!!! Soon he will rise to power and mess with the intrest rates on levels never seen before!!!"

T.S. Eliot "I will show you fear his name is Tom"

Jerry Springer: "I want him on my show, enough said"

Correction

I like to admit when i am wrong so here it goes; In my previouse post on Tom I accused him of being British which isnt fair to the welsh so i have to say that tom really is english not british. Which of course means he has bad teeth and the tendancey to hang around french men too much.

Tom is really British

I made a mistake before, i now know the truth. He is really British! I never would have guessed it but for two things 1: He just said Haurumph which as any C-span viewer can tell you is the traditional british way to say "I want to kill you and take your wife as my own (or some varent of that theme)" 2: His british like wit. Anyhow not sure why the british would be so hell-bent on sending Tom to Amerika, my best guess is that the british are attempting a very long complicated scheme to regain control over us. Dont put it past them, i mean hell that little island used to rule over the entire habitable world, and Canada.

What Tom Really believes in

Tom believes in the Buisness cycle!!! I have proof, last night I snuck a glance into his window and saw him drawing a Philip's Curve while muttering to himself. i think he plans to create a new mathematically economical structure which will be the perfect fusion of: Keynes, Marx, and the Paul Krugman! it will most likely involve prime numbers somehow. I would have gotten a better look but his antisemitic dog Jack started chasing me.