Wednesday, June 28, 2006

I have pictures of ToM!!!!!

I am posting pictures of Tom up so everyone knows who he is. Take that Tom pictures can be found:
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and here you can see him in his trailer

Notice the ugly glasses and beer belly. Remember only you can prevent ToM

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Tom's phone message

Employing the latest in covert technologies, and a phone book. I have obtained Tom's phone number. HaHaHaHa!!!! I called him up to tell him that I was stalking him, but sadly he didnt answer. Instead his voicemail message implied that Him and Richard Nixon need my organs. So I am once again going to have to conclude that Tom is a chinese communist spy. But, apparently he is now in the black market organ trading buisness. Beware Tom, beware I am watching your every move. I see you in the bathroom, I see you at work, I will destroy you!!!!

Saturday, June 17, 2006

TOM is back

Leaving us to wonder, what the hell he was doing for so long. My theory is that he was working in northen canada with radical fringe eco-libertarian-communist-chinese-feminist-right-wing groups. I mean why else would he be in Buffalo?