things to know about ToM
he was originally a women but now is a man.
He had a hamster but it died, because he played the Rolling Stones song painted black at it continously. When it died he throw it at some random children.
ToM thinks he is soo smart...but he is not.
ToM doesnt smell bad, but he does have an odor.
ToM is the man keeping you down.
ToM went into the forest one day and found a pack of wolves. He joined there society became there leader then marched them off a cliff.
That Cher song about that gypsy women who loses her virginity to a 21 year-old who leaves her with a kid, that was a true story, ToM is Cher's love child.
ToM leaves body parts on the NYC subway system which are collected by the MTA guys then proceed to rot in the lost in found; thus causing that strange odor present in all NYC subway stations. ToM thinks doing this is funny.
When i was a kid that showed us a video about teeth care and portrayed plaque as an intelligent rational thinking being completely bent on ripping out your teeth. I am not saying this is ToM but I think he wishs that that was his job.
Once ToM took off his clothing, painted his body green, and tied two flshlights to his head. He then went the Amish people and annouced himself as jesus. The Amish(who can never read this) didnt believe him so he shot one of them at random with a paintball gun. They took this as a sign and agrred to follow him. To this day he still has legions of amish folken working under him. Which explains those nuclear-powered barns in northern Canada.
ToM was not the second shooter in the grassey knoll (look it up!) but he sold the guy the rifle.
If ToM had a pimple he wouldnt pop it intead he would cultivale it in a culture to create an ointment that will convert the nicest face into a puberty-induced-volacanic nightmare. Off course he would fail at this, No bacteria worth anything would grow on his face if they had any other options.
He had a hamster but it died, because he played the Rolling Stones song painted black at it continously. When it died he throw it at some random children.
ToM thinks he is soo smart...but he is not.
ToM doesnt smell bad, but he does have an odor.
ToM is the man keeping you down.
ToM went into the forest one day and found a pack of wolves. He joined there society became there leader then marched them off a cliff.
That Cher song about that gypsy women who loses her virginity to a 21 year-old who leaves her with a kid, that was a true story, ToM is Cher's love child.
ToM leaves body parts on the NYC subway system which are collected by the MTA guys then proceed to rot in the lost in found; thus causing that strange odor present in all NYC subway stations. ToM thinks doing this is funny.
When i was a kid that showed us a video about teeth care and portrayed plaque as an intelligent rational thinking being completely bent on ripping out your teeth. I am not saying this is ToM but I think he wishs that that was his job.
Once ToM took off his clothing, painted his body green, and tied two flshlights to his head. He then went the Amish people and annouced himself as jesus. The Amish(who can never read this) didnt believe him so he shot one of them at random with a paintball gun. They took this as a sign and agrred to follow him. To this day he still has legions of amish folken working under him. Which explains those nuclear-powered barns in northern Canada.
ToM was not the second shooter in the grassey knoll (look it up!) but he sold the guy the rifle.
If ToM had a pimple he wouldnt pop it intead he would cultivale it in a culture to create an ointment that will convert the nicest face into a puberty-induced-volacanic nightmare. Off course he would fail at this, No bacteria worth anything would grow on his face if they had any other options.
posted by isiah at 9:06 PM
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