Tom is really British

I made a mistake before, i now know the truth. He is really British! I never would have guessed it but for two things 1: He just said Haurumph which as any C-span viewer can tell you is the traditional british way to say "I want to kill you and take your wife as my own (or some varent of that theme)" 2: His british like wit. Anyhow not sure why the british would be so hell-bent on sending Tom to Amerika, my best guess is that the british are attempting a very long complicated scheme to regain control over us. Dont put it past them, i mean hell that little island used to rule over the entire habitable world, and Canada.