Why Tom was gone for so long

Receantly Tom has claimed that he has had techinical problems, and that is the reason he hasnt been posting, bu in reality the truth is much much more sinister. I havent figured it out yet, but i will soon. In the mean time I will continue to go through his trash and stalk his sister untill I find out what i need to know. Also I have hired a local kid to poison his antisemitic dog "Jack".

How Tom Got His New House

Dear loyal readers i have some terrible news to tell you. Recently the Neversink dam in Loch Sheldrake New York flooded its banks and wiped out about half of a local trailer park. There was a great loss of damage but luckily no deaths. The official reason for the flood was the incompetence of the local officials to open the flood gates during the storm. However there is one person who benefited from the flood. I think you know him; it was Tom!!! After the flood many people left the trailer park for good, hence they were renting trailers for a very cheap price. Tom took advantage of this situation to buy himself a great trailer for a low cost. So anyway here is my working theory:
Tom went to the official in charge of the dam and bribed him to not open the flood gates, knowing damn well that Sullivan county has a seasonal floods due to rapid melting of snow. He bribed him for two reasons. 1) To advance the libertarian cause by trying to make the government look as incompetent as possible 2) To get himself a cheap trailer. If my theory is true then Tom should be considered a terrorist (a terrorist is a person that causes destruction deliberately to civilians to advance political causes). In which case Homeland security should probably storm his trailer commando style, but first they will have to get past his antisemitic dog.

Buddahism

Ok your going to have to follow me on this one.
1) I have information from a good source that Tom was once an admitted Buddeist.
2) At the sametime I have information that he "studied" Chinese in school.
3) Notice how he never puts any pictures of himself on his website, its allmost like he has something to hide. like his Race
4) At the same time his first name is very very common why doesnt he just go around calling himself John Smith?
5) He also critises the US government.
6) And he has cats, lots of them.
7) Plus the ramion noodles
8)Notice how he allways talks about economics, very unusual

Anyhow putting all these facts together. I think it is obvious to everyone that Tom is a chinese communist spy! He has lots of cats and noodles because that is his primary food supply and who but a communist would talk about economics so much? Anyhow I am working with deep cover anti-covert intellegence guys right now to bring him down. The reason we havent yet is because his stupied antisemtic dog Jack wont stop barking at me, making it very difficult to approach his trailer.

Lies

Tom the Pooklekufr claims that he is planning to convert to Judaism, but in reality he has an antisemtic dog!! The dog is named "Jack". Tom will proablay deny this like he denies the existence of the buisness cycle (even through he really believes in it). Dont Deny it Tom admit it the world! Your dog Jack is an antisemit he barks at jews all the time.

Purpose

This Website is dedicated to one goal, namely the destruction of Tom the Pooklekufr. My goal is to destroy his beliefs, his dreams, and his stupied cats and dog jack (who keeps on freaken barking at me!!!!). Stay toned to this website I will be telling more about what this awfull awfull man.